Over the weekend, I came up with a plethora of little tunes to pertain to nursing that are sung to the music of popular Christmas tunes. It had started to become an obsession with me. Then, as I was driving today, I came up with a little ditty for all of us knitters out there. It is to be sung to the tune of Carol of the Bells. Hope you enjoy.
Knit one more inch
don't whine
and bitch
yes, this is wool
likely to itch
do a knit row
now do a purl
slip the edge stitch
or it will curl
Oh no, I'll have to frog this
I'll have to frog this
And there's no time that's left
Got to find another Christmas present
Got to find another Christmas present
Hey, where's that hat?
I'll finish that
Where is my yarn?
Can't find it, darn.
My needles's lost
What will it cost
I need it now
Time won't allow
What ever was I thinking?
I was drinking
Now I'm left in a bind
Got to find another Christmas present
Got to find another Christmas present
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4 comments:
You are just chock full of bizarre talents. Love it.
Yep, me and Weird Al Yankovik!!!
I sang the other songs to Penny and she wants me to sing them for Patty AND Stewart. Little strange singing warped christmas tunes to the DON
HOLY CRAP that was funny!!!! I want to hear the nursing ones!!! I'm trying to think of a Christmas carol that would rhyme with "coochie"!
I guess I'll have to finish twas the night before ( and censor it) if we're going to recite for Patty & Stuart
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